May 2013
2 posts
April 2013
5 posts
March 2013
5 posts
feelsgloriousfeels:
agitatedassassin:
henthailand:
do the people in iceland just name things by sneezing
Step aside, Iceland. Wales win this round.
guys, you forgot lake “You fish on your side, I fish on my side, and nobody fish in the middle”
February 2013
8 posts
obsessivencompulsive:
In health our teacher was showing us how to use girl condoms and passed around a fake vagina that everyone had to put said girl condom in. It got to a boy and he said “Do I really have to do this, vaginas aren’t really my forte.” and thats basically how he came out.
How do you make holy water?
norsegodsandfallenangels:
godzilla23:
Take ordinary water and boil the hell out of it.
This is the best joke.
HAHAHAHAHHAHHA
GUYS MY DAD WAS AT COSTCO TODAY AND THERE WAS AN ACTUAL PRIEST THERE AND I HAD TOLD MY DAD THIS JOKE LAST NIGHT AND HE WENT UP TO THE PRIEST AND TOLD HIM THE JOKE
AND HE BURST OUT LAUGHING
January 2013
4 posts
December 2012
17 posts
bubonickitten:
school
finals
papers
work
driving
responsibility
life
A guide to UK cities for foreign people
Manchester: Gays. You will probably get mugged.
Liverpool: Like Manchester, but less gay. You will definitely get mugged.
Newcastle: Probably quite good for Canadians as exists in permafrost and has never left the 90s.
Leeds: It's a lot cheaper than London
Bradford: Leeds but awful
Nottingham: Gun death capital of the UK!
Derby: Intense rivalry with Nottingham, literally no one else in the country or world gives any fucks about this.
Hull: Violently resist anyone who attempts to take you here
Leicester: I'm not sure this is a real place
York: This is an illustration from the top of a Christmas biscuit assortment
Birmingham: NO.
Brighton & Hove: More gays. Is only a pretend city. Mild to moderate chance of mugging. Contains some deeply annoying hippies. Basically if San Francisco was British.
Portsmouth: There is literally nothing here.
Southampton: Exactly the same as Portsmouth but smells of off milk
Bristol: You have a 1 in 10 chance of ending up in a BBC recording. Everyone sounds like a farmer or Bob Marley.
Cardiff: You have a 1 in 5 chance of ending up in a BBC recording, and a 1 in 3 chance of being glassed.
Plymouth: Post apocalyptic wind tunnel full of drunk sailors pissing on depressed hookers. Do not enter.
Penzance: Everyone here is from London now.
London: No one from London is actually from London and even breathing is expensive.
Cambridge: Windy and full of equal amounts of homeless drug addicts and public schoolboys. The junkies are nicer.
Oxford: Same number of cunts as Cambridge but easier to escape from due to all-night bus to London
Edinburgh: A goth turned into a city. Basically London but slightly more Scottish.
Glasgow: It is impossible to tell whether people are angry or happy.
Aberdeen: Las Vegas at the point when Vegas starts crying uncontrollably
Belfast: Do not order "an Irish car bomb" OR "a black and tan" here.
Wolverhampton: Really, really don't.
Norwich: Count people's fingers. Mutations walk here.
Coventry: Like Plymouth, bombed flat in WW2. Like Plymouth, failed to take the hint. Like Plymouth: do not alight here.
Peterborough: You probably got off the train to Edinburgh a couple of hours too early.
Watchermizhad:
videohall:
This girl is insane, I think
> It gets stranger and stranger as it goes.
> Her neighbors must hate her.
This was better than some superbowl commercials
November 2012
40 posts
