Everything between heaven and hell!

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frostedsammy: i don’t normally post porn sorry

Thu, 02 May 2013 10:56:55 -0400

frostedsammy:

i don’t normally post porn sorry

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madlori: vastderp: policecars: Brimfield PD (Ohio) - This is...

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 11:39:26 -0400

madlori:

vastderp:

policecars:

Brimfield PD (Ohio) - This is the new puppy at training today….we don’t think the bullet proof vest fits….just yet

*SHRIEK*

*SHRIEK*

*SHRIEK*

LOOK AT THE BRAVE LITTLE BUDDY FIGHTING CRIME

I’M READY TO CATCH BAD GUYS MOM

NO NO LEMME GOOOOO WANNA CATCH BAD GUYS

NO I DON WANNA TAKE A NAP

IT ISN’T NAPTIME IT’S TIME TO FIGHT CRIME

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death-by-lulz: My lovely followers, please follow this blog...

Tue, 19 Mar 2013 15:41:28 -0400

death-by-lulz:

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

lolsofunny: all-time-potter: tintinforthewin: neverenderr: su...

Fri, 15 Mar 2013 04:24:40 -0400

lolsofunny:

all-time-potter:

tintinforthewin:

neverenderr:

such a sick video. Now gif.

reblogging because i can’t stop watching it

did he just turn into jesus because i think he did

LOL

thefrogman: Shark Puppy by Stacey Lenaghan [tumblr |...

Tue, 12 Mar 2013 05:52:12 -0400

thefrogman:

Shark Puppy by Stacey Lenaghan [tumblr | deviantart]

feelsgloriousfeels: agitatedassassin: henthailand: do the people in iceland just name things by...

Tue, 12 Mar 2013 05:50:15 -0400

feelsgloriousfeels:

agitatedassassin:

henthailand:

do the people in iceland just name things by sneezing

Step aside, Iceland.
Wales win this round.

guys, you forgot lake “You fish on your side, I fish on my side, and nobody fish in the middle”

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checkmatey: this is literally college just so you know

Wed, 13 Feb 2013 04:43:16 -0500

checkmatey:

this is literally college just so you know

queenofsunspear: [x] HE LOVED IT SO MUCH THAT HE FELL

Wed, 13 Feb 2013 04:42:09 -0500

queenofsunspear:

[x]

HE LOVED IT SO MUCH THAT HE FELL

obsessivencompulsive: In health our teacher was showing us how to use girl condoms and passed...

Tue, 12 Feb 2013 11:41:41 -0500

obsessivencompulsive:

In health our teacher was showing us how to use girl condoms and passed around a fake vagina that everyone had to put said girl condom in. It got to a boy and he said “Do I really have to do this, vaginas aren’t really my forte.” and thats basically how he came out.

How do you make holy water?

Tue, 12 Feb 2013 11:40:45 -0500

norsegodsandfallenangels:

godzilla23:

Take ordinary water and boil the hell out of it.

This is the best joke.

HAHAHAHAHHAHHA

GUYS MY DAD WAS AT COSTCO TODAY AND THERE WAS AN ACTUAL PRIEST THERE AND I HAD TOLD MY DAD THIS JOKE LAST NIGHT AND HE WENT UP TO THE PRIEST AND TOLD HIM THE JOKE

AND HE BURST OUT LAUGHING

michiamocristina: An 87 Year Old College Student Named Rose The...

Sun, 10 Feb 2013 06:29:31 -0500

michiamocristina:

An 87 Year Old College Student Named Rose

The first day of school our professor introduced himself and challenged us to get to know someone we didn’t already know.
I stood up to look around when a gentle hand touched my shoulder. I turned round to find a wrinkled, little old lady beaming up at me
with a smile that lit up her entire being.

She said, “Hi handsome. My name is Rose. I’m eighty-seven years old. Can I give you a hug?”

I laughed and enthusiastically responded, “Of course you may!” and she gave me a giant squeeze.

“Why are you in college at such a young, innocent age?” I asked.

She jokingly replied, “I’m here to meet a rich husband, get married, and have a couple of kids…”

“No seriously,” I asked. I was curious what may have motivated her to be taking on this challenge at her age.

“I always dreamed of having a college education and now I’m getting one!” she told me.

After class we walked to the student union building and shared a chocolate milkshake.We became instant friends. Every day for the
next three months, we would leave class together and talk nonstop. I was always mesmerized listening to this “time machine”
as she shared her wisdom and experience with me.

Over the course of the year, Rose became a campus icon and she easily made friends wherever she went. She loved to dress up and
she reveled in the attention bestowed upon her from the other students. She was living it up.

At the end of the semester we invited Rose to speak at our football banquet. I’ll never forget what she taught us. She was
introduced and stepped up to the podium.

As she began to deliver her prepared speech, she dropped her three by five cards on the floor. Frustrated and a little embarrassed she leaned into the microphone and simply said, “I’m sorry I’m so jittery. I gave up beer for Lent and this whiskey is killing me! I’ll never get my speech back in order so let me just tell
you what I know.”

As we laughed she cleared her throat and began, “We do not stop playing because we are old; we grow old because we stop
playing. There are only four secrets to staying young, being happy, and achieving success. You have to laugh and find humor every day.

You’ve got to have a dream. When you lose your dreams, you die.
We have so many people walking around who are dead and don’t even know it!There is a huge difference between growing
older and growing up.

If you are nineteen years old and lie in bed for one full year and don’t do one productive thing, you will turn twenty years old.

If I am eighty-seven years old and stay in bed for a year and never do anything I will turn eighty-eight.

Anybody can grow older. That doesn’t take any talent or ability. The idea is to grow up by always finding opportunity in change.
Have no regrets.

The elderly usually don’t have regrets for what we did, but rather for things we did not do. The only people who fear death are those
with regrets.”

She concluded her speech by courageously singing “The Rose.”

She challenged each of us to study the lyrics and live them out in our daily lives.

At the year’s end Rose finished the college degree she had begun all those years ago. One week after graduation Rose died
peacefully in her sleep.

Over two thousand college students attended her funeral in tribute to the wonderful woman who taught by example that it’s
never too late to be all you can possibly be .When you finish reading this, please send this peaceful word of advice to your friends and family, they’ll really enjoy it!

These words have been passed along in loving memory of ROSE.

REMEMBER, GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY. GROWING UP IS
OPTIONAL.

We make a Living by what we get, We make a Life by what we give.

kkatkkrap: George R.R. Martin on sex versus violence #this...

Fri, 08 Feb 2013 04:42:30 -0500

kkatkkrap:

George R.R. Martin on sex versus violence

#this man is my hero #i love evil santa so much

THIS. THIS. One of my professors in my opera program had a HUGE tirade one day about this. ”Why is it okay for us to pretend to kill each other, but the second we pretend to be in love with each other, we suddenly CAN’T. JUST FUCKING KISS HIM!!”

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